i wouldn’t consider putting michael jackson on my tumblr ever… but this is too great to not reblog.
Dana you’re such a hater
true story: Dana is probably the greatest hater I know. She fucking hates everything. Even with things she likes there are always parts of them she hates. She’s my best friend’s baby sister and she’s always pretty much been this way.
When Lindsay and I were 20, Dana was maybe 12 and we would bring her places with us because she said crazy funny shit all the time. At one point she decided she really hated Morrissey - probably because I was a real Morrissey person at the time (I still identify as a Morrissey person I’m just less obvious about it) - so to tease her we told her that Morrissey’s parents owned her favorite restaurant. For years Dana believed that Morrissey’s parents owned Applebee’s. At some point the lie expanded to include that Morrissey had part ownership in Hot Topic.
Anyway a few years later she figured out we were liars and she continued on her path of being Top Hater. Now when I hang out with Dana I always come away from it feeling inferior about my hating skills. I barely like anything, but Dana genuinely hates everything. So impressed/jelly
Reblogging for the excellent anecdote and because MJ is (and was) amazing.